Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangster

by Lulu

Damn if you can’t get money by hard work and honesty, which I’ve never actually tried to do, you can always get it by Robbery.

It’s making me feel powerful to tell my family that THEY have to get me millions of dollars from my ex’s family or I’m not going to shut up and will keep embarrassing them FOREVER!

My dick is a gun.  No wait, my gun is a dick.  –damn it feels good to be a gangster.
Die mutha’fucker’s…